Good in Bed (Napping) - 2XL, Chest 60" 

West Seattle - Large, Chest 51" 

Soup Season - Large, Chest 48"

Bedazzled Oyster Tits - XL, Chest 46"

I Got Cursed in the French Quarter - XL, Chest 58"

Maeby Tonight

I <3 Boobs - Small, Chest 42" 

I <3 Books - XS, Chest 47"

I<3 Carbs - Small, Chest 40"

I <3 Caesar Salad - Medium, Chest 48"

I <3 Cryptids - 2XL, Chest 56" 

I <3 Horses - XL, Chest 48" 

I <3 Moss - Large, Chest 53" 

I <3 Pickles - Small, Chest 46"

I <3 Salmon - 2XL, Chest 60"

I <3 Xanax - XL, Chest 48"

I <3 Yacht Rock - 2XL, Chest 60"

Queer Joy - Small, Chest 42" 

Put the Bi in F B I

Not a Girl - Small, Chest 43" 

Kiss More Girls Kappa Hoodie - Large, Chest 50" 

Queer Turtleneck - Medium, Chest 48" 

Dana Scully Made Me Gay - Medium, Chest 54"

UFO Mockneck - Medium, Chest 46" 

Y2K Collection

I Shagged the Bartender White Crewneck - Large, Chest 50"

I Shagged the Bartender Black Crewneck - Large, Chest 46" 

I Met Satan White Crewneck - Large, Chest 52" 

I'd rather be shopping for surf shirts Crewneck - Small, Chest 58"

Voted 2003's #1 Poser Crewneck - Small, Chest 39"

Sweaters

King Salmon Vintage Oversized Sweater - Large, Chest 50"