I <3 Xanax - XL, Chest 48"

I <3 Gay Hockey - Medium, Chest 44"

I <3 Cheese - XL, Chest 54" 

I <3 Yacht Rock - 2XL, Chest 60"

I <3 Books - XS, Chest 47"

I<3 Carbs - Small, Chest 40"

I <3 Cesar Salad - Medium, Chest 48"

I <3 Moss - Large, Chest 53" 

I <3 Seahawks (Navy) - Small, Chest 44"

I <3 Salmon - 2XL, Chest 60"

I <3 Mothman - Medium, Chest 50" 

I <3 The X-Files Season 5 - Large, Chest 51"

I <3 Pickles - Small, Chest 46"

I <3 Boobs - Small, Chest 42" 

I <3 Horses - XL, Chest 48" 

I <3 Cryptids - 2XL, Chest 56" 

I <3 Naps - Large, Chest 50"

Could Be Meaner - Medium, Chest 50”

Queer Joy - Small, Chest 42" 

Fuck Off - Small, Chest 42" 

Cape Cod Cunt - Small, Chest 48"

Sink the Rich - XL, Chest 56" 

Lobotomy at the House of Mouse - Medium, Chest 44"

Good in Bed (Napping) - 2XL, Chest 60" 

Barbed Wire Orange Tie-Dye - XS, Chest 47"

West Seattle - Large, Chest 51" 

Trader Joe's Saved My Life - XS, Chest 38"

Soup Season - Large, Chest 48"

Cape Cod Cunt - Small, Chest 40"

Crab Tits - Large, Chest 46"

Oyster Tits - XL, Chest 46"

Small Skull - Small, Chest XX"

Toy Vampire Teeth - Large, Chest XX"

Everyone Watches Women's Sports (Black) - Medium , Chest 50"

Everyone Watches Women's Sports (Green) - Small, Chest 41"

How're The Roads - Medium, Chest 44" 

Cunting Season - Medium, Chest 50"

Not a Girl - Small, Chest 43" 

Keep Seattle Slutty (Seahawks) - Medium, Chest 44"

Sluts Love Seattle and the Seahawks - Small, Chest 46"